This week, Volcano Cat is nowhere to be found... the old place has been full of rats recently, so doubtless he's busy. In his absence, lets take a look at the bookshelves...
The Life of Ian Fleming
– by John Pearson
Started shortly after the death of Ian
Fleming, Pearson's book has the advantage of his personal and
professional relationships with the creator
of James Bond. Full of
interviews, original letters, documents and photographs, the book is
rather better than you expect, with some genuine revelations and
insights into Fleming's world. So to my own potted biography of
Fleming, with reference to John Pearson's book. Rehash, you say?...
Starting as farmers in the Braemar area
of Scotland, the Fleming family moved into the Dundee textile
industry before Robert Fleming saw the respectable stability offered
by banking. He was eventually known as 'The Father of Investment
Trusts' – but before you glaze over, it's his other claim to fame
that brings us together, dear reader... for Robert Fleming was also
the Grandfather of Ian Fleming.
Born in 1908, Ian Lancaster Fleming's
Father was the MP Valentine Fleming, who was killed in the trenches
of the Great War. A difficult child, most of the young Fleming's
early life seems to have been overshadowed by his elder brother
Peter, a talented writer and successful at everything. Increasingly
frustrated with Ian, his Mother despaired as he first crashed through
Eton (Apart from on the sports field, where he was crowned Victor
Ludorum – Champion of the Games – twice running) and out of
Sandhurst. His education continued at a unique establishment run by
Forbes Dennis and his wife in the Tyrolean Kitzbühel.
There, Fleming found his love of alpine climbing and alpinesque
women. The Forbes Dennis verdict?; Fleming 'lacks stability and
direction' – but showed intellectual promise.
In Geneva there was a glimpse into a
lifelong insecurity – Fleming translated a lecture by Jung on
Paracelsus – but as we all know, Fleming was a Master thriller
writer, not an intellectual. All his life he sought recognition for
his higher talents, but rejection from the Foreign Office was a
damaging blow to this complex, sometimes sensitive young man.
1933. A young Reuters correspondent
boards the Nord-Express train to travel from Berlin to the heart of
Soviet Moscow. His mission?, to scoop the World's press for the
proceedings of the sensational espionage trial brought against six
engineers of the Metropolitan Vickers Company. (His efforts included
sabotaging the telephones to the cable office and hiring a local
runner – complete with running shoes to carry his dispatches). By
sheer fluke, Central News beat him to the punch with the final
verdicts – but never one to dwell on defeat, Fleming cheekily
applied to Stalin for an interview. He was turned down, but it hardly
mattered. Ian Fleming had found something he was exceptional at, only
to switch to stockbroking, something which he was not even that good
at. He seems to have used his talent to entertain and engage to
cultivate potential clients, before passing them over to those better
suited to advise.
The outbreak of war saw Fleming
headhunted by the Director of Naval Intelligence, Admiral John
Godfrey. Recommended by none other than the Governor of the Bank of
England, Fleming's city connections adverted him to the recently
appointed DNI. Urbane, popular and well-connected, the handsome young
Ian Fleming was the perfect choice for Godfrey's Personal Assistant.
A remarkable man, Godfrey is widely thought to be the model for 'M'
of the James Bond books. From the start, Fleming widened the scope of
his duties. From Room 39 at the Admiralty, shared with a throng of
secretaries, officers and messengers to-ing and fro-ing Fleming went
from dictating replies to the Admiral's correspondence to thinking up
wild and wonderful schemes, such as submerged concrete observation
posts in the English Channel and using the Occultist Aleister Crowley
to bring his weird influence over Hitler's Deputy Hess, held captive
since his dramatic parachute descent into Scotland.
Here we see two sides of Fleming; the
practical, efficient administrator contrasting with the daydreamer.
Gradually, the dispersed elements of the strange world of James Bond
were appearing. Ever wondered how Fleming got those magnificent
ideas? - Lisbon, on Naval business. At a loose end, Fleming played
Baccarat with some locals. Fairly banal, but what if they were
Germans, Nazi agents? And what if he was himself an Agent, there to
clean them out to defeat their plans!. Likewise a visit to New York
where the Canadian millionaire and espionage expert Sir.William
Stephenson too Fleming under his wing. Representing British
Intelligence in the USA, 'Little Bill' broke into the office of the
Japanese Consul-General in the Rockefeller Center to copy the enemy's
code books. This, of course became 007's celebrated mission where, to
earn his Double-O status he shoots a Japanese Cipher expert in the
very same building.
Intriguingly, Pearson goes on to
suggest that the legendary 'Wild Bill' Donovan invited Fleming to his
home under strict secrecy to write the original charter for the OSS –
forerunner of the CIA. Certainly, Fleming prized the .38 Colt
revolver Donovan presented to him, intriguingly inscribed 'For
Special Services.' Further
intrigue – and controversy; an innocuous farmhouse near Oshawa,
lake Ontario, site of the now infamous Camp X. Here, 'Little Bill'
Williamson ran a training school for spies – with such exotic fare
as courses in ciphers, explosives, judo and silent killing. Although
since disputed, Pearson claims Fleming took part in the training,
even stating he was considered 'one of the best pupils the school
ever had.' His version goes on to have Fleming stumble during the
finale of the training when he was unable to kill a man face to face.
We shall probably never know for certain, but his claims fit in
perfectly with Fleming's nature and the already established
acquaintance with Stephenson – who would almost certainly have
wanted a man so close to the British DNI's ear to have a working
knowledge of what Camp X had to offer.
Scarface
was the nickname of the Austrian SS Officer Otto Skorzeny. A towering
figure in the embryonic field of Commando operations, Skorzeny was a
natural for a Bond villain – indeed later becoming Moonraker's
Hugo Drax. One of Skorzeny's
specialties was the 'smash and grab' style of intelligence gathering,
to go in apart from the main force using them as cover to simply
steal as much secret materiel
as possible. Inspired by this hulking Austrian's example, Fleming
lobbied hard for – and won the right to set up his own group.
Officially No.30 Assault Unit, Fleming liked to refer to them as 'My
Red Indians.' And so went Ian Fleming's war – one he was mostly
distanced from – the secrets he kept ironically keeping him from
the fighting. The horror of it still came through – one of his
girl-friends, Muriel Wright worked as a dispatch rider. She was
killed in her bed by a chunk of masonry during a bombing raid on
London. Fleming was inconsolable, but went on to finish the war with
a flourish – the capture by him of the entire
German Naval archives at Tambach castle.
It was
time to move on. In late 1944, a visit to the USA and Kingston saw
Fleming take a ride on the Silver Meteor to Miami (The great train
makes an impressive appearance in Live and let Die)
with his friend, the millionaire Ivar Bryce (Who also appears, in
name at least as Bond and Solitaire travel as Mr & Mrs.Bryce). In
fact, you could introduce a fair percentage of Fleming's friends as
'the millionaire.' Anyway, unlikely as it sounds, Fleming was
immediately smitten by Jamaica on his first visit in the last full
year of war and for the modest outlay of £2,000
he bought an old donkey race track at Oracabessa – Spanish for
'Head of Gold'. This slice of paradise on Jamaica's North shore had a
hidden beach, cliffs and privacy. Everything, but a house.
Goldeneye - this image courtesy of stationc.blogspot.com/
Goldeneye
– Fleming fans reward yourselves here for already knowing this –
consisted of one low-roofed bungalow with a single oversized living
room, no bathrooms or hot water, but with three bedrooms. The name is
either taken from 1940's Operation
Goldeneye, a
novel by Carson McCuller
(me
neither) or the odd Spanish tomb in the garden with a golden eye set
in a golden head,
Lord
Kemsley's newspaper Empire was already impressive, but lacked the
prestige a Foreign News Service would bring. Who better to organise
this than a footloose, well-travelled ex Reuter's man?. Fleming had
the foresight to insist on two months paid holiday a year to escape
the British winters at Goldeneye. The Mercury Service – as it was
called seems like a good idea, but at the time newsprint was still
strictly rationed and austerity was King. The pressure on Lord
Kemsley to abandon his pride and joy meant Fleming's idyllic life was
threatened - and then there was his health. A lifelong chain smoker,
Fleming also drank fairly heroically and, inevitably perhaps his
health started to falter. Kidney stones were followed by an ominous
tightening in the chest and a Harley Street specialist's statement
that he would have to have all his teeth extracted was the final
straw – vanity simply would not allow for this. It was around this
time where thoughts of mortality helped him to seriously consider the
leap from journalism to literature, culturing a circle of friends in
his deliberate fashion to further his ambition. These people were
prominent figures; the writer William Plomer and publisher Jonathan
Cape among them.
An
inveterate womaniser, Fleming was always at ease with the opposite
sex. Unlike so many of his Eton contemporaries, he had both the looks
and the smooth charm to establish a line of conquests along the way.
His attitude to women would, however shame even James Bond. Often he
would ask a woman – on first acquaintance, to share his bed. This
changed only when he met – and was captivated by, his equal. Anne,
Lady Rothermere was a bright, witty, sharp and vivacious woman and on
March 24th
1952 she became Mrs. Anne Fleming in Port Maria, described vividly by
Pearson as 'a colourful crumbling slice of Old Jamaica, smelling of
fish, bananas, hibiscus, rum, bad drains and diesel fumes.' Port
Maria, that is, not Mrs. Fleming. Their friend and fellow Jamaican
homeowner Noél
Coward attended the wedding and the Brekinge,
the traditional wedding breakfast of the island. The next day, the
Flemings flew to London via New York, with the rough manuscript of a
thriller in Ian's luggage. The title was Casino
Royale.
A
quick, accurate writer
– a
habit learned at Reuters – Fleming wrote his books between the
hours of nine and noon before sunning himself and taking lunch. After
a nap, he would spend an hour and a half editing his work before
retiring for his first real drink of the day. Making no notes,
Fleming created his first Bond adventure in the ten weeks before his
wedding. So, just who is
James
Bond?. The answer, of course is Ian Fleming. From the Morland
cigarettes with the gold bands to the moccasins, the dark-blue Sea
Island shirts to the lightweight blue suits – Bond is Fleming. As
all Bondians know, the name came from the author of Birds
of the West Indies, Fleming
stating
that he wanted 'the simplest, dullest, plainest-sounding name I could
find.' James Bond lives the life that his creator could only dream of
– where Fleming balked at the risks or lost at the card table, Bond
is cool and invariably wins, the man of action Fleming could never
quite become.
Crunching
along the pebbles of St.Margaret's Bay the winding hairpin drive down
from St.Margarets at Cliffe above rewards the sightseer with a rather
idyllic view of the channel, the narrow ribbon of beach totally
dominated by the white edifice of chalk that is the south east corner
of England. Each day, it is said, the sun shines on these cliffs
first. It is almost a shock as a gigantic ferry suddenly glides out
from the towering bluff of Fan Bay to the South (The caves there were
home to the original wartime SBS, from which they practiced raids
against Dover.) past which, out of sight is the busiest ferry port in
the World at Dover. Sean Connery took the Hovercraft to Europe in the
film Diamonds
are Forever.
From the beach at St.Margaret's you gaze out at the passing container
ships with no idea that between those silent giants and the shore
lies the wreck of HMS
B2, accidentally
rammed and sunk by the liner Amerika
in
1912. The cliffs above are riddled with wartime tunnels and shelters,
a reminder of the danger this part of England faced during the wars.
However,
we're not here for that – a short walk of a few hundred yards past
the fishermen's hut and a car park brings you to a 'Private' notice,
beyond which a gravel driveway leads to a group of houses nestled at
the base of the cliffs. One of these is White Cliffs, sold to the
Flemings by Noél
Coward. Near to Fleming's favourite golf course, the exclusive Royal
St.George's at Sandwich, the dramatic coastline later formed the
backdrop to Moonraker.
By
now fully committed to Casino
Royale, Fleming's
symbol of intent was the gold plated Royal Typewriter he ordered from
New York. Alone in his bedroom at their flat in Carlyle Mansions,
Chelsea, he hammered away to produce the finished book.
One
of Ian Fleming's greatest secrets was his bluff; that assumed Eton
air of casualness and expertise. In reality, Fleming himself hardly
knew which end of a gun made the noise – a letter to a gunsmith
reveals he thought Bond should carry a '.28 Biretta.' A Biretta is a
clergyman's hat – but the .25 Beretta
was
to become Bond's first gun. As Pearson points out, it is hard to
think of any subject – except sex, on which Fleming was himself an
expert. His ability to research facts and blend them seamlessly into
his fiction was unique. For me, Ian Fleming's real talent has always
been his wonderful touch with the descriptive, the way Bond-Fleming
travel through their mirror existences. You can only imagine how
readers of the later paperback editions, waiting for a late train in
rainy February or packed onto a crowded bus envied the way James Bond
went to work, on his BOAC Stratocruiser or aboard the Simplon-Orient
Express.
Ian Fleming soaks up the sun and the growing fame in Jamaica
A
son, Caspar was born to the Flemings in August 1952 and March the
following year saw the completion of Live
and Let Die,
five weeks before Casino
Royale was
published in London. Things were looking up. Moonraker
next
– with Skorzeny suitably transformed into Sir. Hugo Drax, the
rocket of the title poised to destroy London, launched of course from
the cliffs near Fleming's beloved St. Margarets. The money was slower
than the books, however, so wisely Fleming kept his hand in at the
Sunday
Times, writing
the Atticus
column
with his notable wit. Inevitably, the world beyond the literary
started to take notice of the secret agent with the licence to kill;
Sir. Alexander Korda, the film producer showed an interest in filming
Live
and Let Die, then
CBS offered $1,000 for a one-hour TV version of Casino
Royale. (It
is ghastly).
What
do Hilary Bray, Ernest Cuneo and Loelia Ponsonby all have in common?.
They are all, of course, characters from the James Bond novels. They
are also, all real people; friends of Fleming. Further characters
include Scaramanga and Blofeld – George Scaramanga and Thomas
Blofeld both Eton contemporaries of the author. Fleming's friend John
Leiter (yes, the millionare) gave his surname to 007's counterpart
Felix at the CIA. So too, modernist architect Erno Goldfinger –
Auric in the book and film, to Erno Goldfinger's lasting disapproval.
All those wonderful names; Fleming must have simply looked in his
address book. I cannot think of anywhere outside Eton where you could
hope to have a classmate, sinister or otherwise, with the name
Scaramanga...
A
Diamond is Forever – the advert in American Vogue
caught
the eye and
the
imagination. Intrigued, Fleming enlisted an old Etonian friend, who
had taken a position with de Beer's before shadowing Bond on his
travels. New York and the races at Saratoga then Las Vegas. Satisfied
his research was complete, Fleming retired to Goldeneye to write the
book Diamonds
are Forever, finishing
it early in 1955. When the screen rights to Casino
fetched
$6,000 Fleming rightly treated himself to a Ford Thunderbird. Anne
hated it. He now had such heavyweights as Raymond Chandler praising
his books and Fleming took heart from this support. Only recently he
had despondently referred to Bond as 'that cardboard booby'. Anne
Fleming's friends, however treated the Bond books as a joke – an
object for ridicule. Anne herself referred to her husband's work as
'pornography.' But soon another woman was to enter Fleming's – or
at least Bond's life.
The
sinister and mysterious Soviet Colonel Madame Rybkin was transformed
into Rosa Klebb, whilst a defunct Soviet organisation that arrested
German spies and Russian traitors, SMERSH was revived. Interesting,
but hardly enough for a book. What Fleming really needed was a place,
a setting for the new story. His old friend Sir. Ronald Howe (Ronnie
Valance in the novels) at Scotland Yard, the Head of the
World-renowned CID arranged for Fleming to receive a press
accreditation to the upcoming Interpol conference being held in
Istanbul. He arrived just in time for the worst rioting in modern
Turkish history. Rather than return by air, Fleming took the
Simplon-Orient Express and the elements for the next Bond adventure
were
laid out.
James
Bond was, like his creator, a man of contrast in that whilst he
soaked himself in luxury, the soft life repulsed him. Too much led to
accidie,
a
cardinal sin that led to a choking boredom. No sooner than the
typewriter had fallen silent, then – the neat pile of paper that
was the manuscript for From
Russia with Love carefully
placed into a folder, Fleming was grateful for the telegram inviting
him to join a scientific trip to Inagua's famed Flamingo colony.
Inagua – the eerie island with it's coating of Guano
was
easily transformed into the forbidding Crab Key lair of Dr.No.
Fleming's health always seemed to ambush him in England – this time
a painful attack of sciatica on top of a cold forced him to retire to
a private health clinic (– no prizes for spotting Shrublands from
Thunderball).
Of course, whilst there virtually the first person he spoke to was a
Goldsmith...
Enervated
by the healthy regime, Fleming's sciatica remained and on Doctor's
orders (!) he cut down to fifty cigarettes a day and replaced the
vodka martinis with bourbon. A television series falling through
would seem disastrous, but when a planned show about a Commander Gunn
in Jamaica was cancelled, Fleming merely took the premise, added the
fictitious Crab Key and Dr.
No became
the project at Oracabessa that year. First, though, the bungalow was
lent to an exhausted Prime Minister Eden for a rest and recuperation
break (He was to resign shortly afterwards, despite apparently
enjoying his time at Goldeneye). The winter of
1957 produced Goldfinger
– Fleming's
own Royal St.George's club thinly guised as the Royal St. Marks for
the famous game of Bond V Goldfinger. And then, Thunderball.
Before the storm... Kevin McClory at Goldeneye with the Flemings
The
whole protracted saga of Fleming's involvement with Kevin McClory is
well-documented in The
Life of Ian Fleming. Their
idea to produce the first James Bond film together produced a rough
outline of a story. There was a woman, Fatima Blush and a celebrity
studded cast – but these elements were later dropped for the more
familiar criminal plot to steal an R.A.F. Atomic bomber. Amidst a
whirl of conflicts and uncertainty – at one point Alfred Hitchcock
was considered to make the film – Fleming retired to write that
year's book, describing Thunderball
as
'the book of the film'. Pearson makes a keen, if predictable
observation that with some decent lawyers a legal framework for the
production could have avoided the inevitable court case. Sadly,
Fleming seemed to hope the whole emerging mess would simply resolve
itself.
A
chance meeting in Washington and Fleming at his entertaining and
witty best – dinner guest of his friend Mrs.Marlon Leiter at a
party thrown by Senator John F.Kennedy. Kennedy was enthralled by
Fleming's jokey 'proposals' for a leaflet campaign against Cuba that
would force the macho
Cubans
to
shave off their beards en
masse
– and therefore cease to be revolutionaries!. A Life
article
listing From
Russia with Love in
the now President Kennedy's top ten reads ensured Fleming's star rose
in the US, but with 32,000 copies of Thunderball
already
shipped, McClory took his case to the High Court demanding all sales
be suspended. Eighteen days later, at a Sunday
Times conference,
Ian Fleming suffered a major heart attack. Lucky to even be alive, he
wrote Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
(The
film of which, made in 1968 featured a certain Gert Frobe as the
villain Baron Bomburst and Desmond Llewelyn as Coggins the Garage
owner). Deciding on a change of scenery, the purchase of
Sevenhampton, a house outside Swindon offered challenge – it needed
extensive renovation as well as reward – it was near to Huntercombe
golf course.
Spotted bow tie, felt hat and cigarette holder - the uniform of Ian fleming
The
story of messrs Saltzman and Broccoli is well known – with the
heavyweight backing of United Artists, their EON films started
casting for Dr.No
–
and the thirty year old Sean Connery was on his path to fame.
However, with little to do, but pose for photos of him looking rakish
with various props, Fleming made the best of life with Anne and
Caspar. OHMSS
followed
the decidedly odd The
Spy who Loved Me, published
in April 1962. During the research for OHMSS
a visit to the College of Arms saw Fleming delighted by the discovery
of the actual motto of the Bond family; 'The
World is Not Enough'. Onwards,
ever onwards!. To Tokyo, with his friends Richard 'Dikko' Hughes and
Torao 'Tiger' Saito to cover the ground for You
Only Live Twice,
written early in 1963. The October premiere of From
Russia with Love was
followed by the long-dreaded McClory case. The outcome? - McClory
agreed Fleming had acted in good faith and took the film rights to
Thunderball,
leaving
Fleming with the rights to the novel and only his own court costs to
pay. All the strain was gaining, though, with a new heart specialist
issuing a bleak diagnosis of 'Coronary and Aortic Sclerosis' and the
admonition to avoid smoking, cut down on the drink and slow things
down. With medical advice – for once, in mind The
Man with the Golden Gun was
written an hour at a time, but that last winter at Goldeneye saw the
visit of the real James Bond – the ornithologist who wrote Birds
of the West Indies
accompanied by his wife.
Back
in England, Fleming avoided the looming financial issues of Glidrose
– the company he had bought to ease the burden of taxation, by
selling it to his friend Sir.Jock Campbell. Perhaps driven by the
need for activity (Or was it his – Bond's
fear
of accidie?),
Fleming drove to Huntercombe the Sunday after Easter 1964. He was
suffering with a heavy cold and a fever and was soaked by the rain
that fell during the game, driving back to London soaked to the skin.
The cold turned into Pleurisy. After a short spell in hospital and at
home in London he went to recuperate at Hove, Sussex. By a twist of
fate his Mother lay on her deathbed in a hotel at nearby Brighton
(Where, with no relevance to any of this, I was born three years
later). 'Mrs.Val' died on July 24th.
Ian Fleming, showing real grit forced himself to attend her funeral.
Newly elected as Captain of the Royal St.George's, he unwisely
attended a committee meeting at the club. Ian Fleming died at
Canterbury Hospital at one a.m. the following morning.
What
you have just endured is merely a precis
– a keyhole vignette into the life of the man behind the World's
favourite spy. John Pearson's Life
of Ian Fleming is
– for the fan of the literary Bond, indispensable. His level of
research is a lesson to any author, his ear for a good story is
sharp. But, my dear friend – it cannot end here, because John
Pearson saw the cracks and reached for his brush...
James
Bond – The Authorised Biography – John Pearson
Cracks,
what cracks? Simply this: in writing James Bond's stories, inevitably
certain aspects and details of his life were left out. Whether it be
for pacy reading, or simple brevity, there are many gaps in our
knowledge of 007 to tantalise and keep the aficionado
in
suspense.
John
Pearson was dealing with his correspondence – there was a pile of
it after his Life
of Ian Fleming, from
all varieties of Bond fan. One letter stood out – a letter from a
Maria Künzler
of |Vienna. In the middle of describing her youthful acquaintance
with Ian Fleming, she mentioned James Bond, but seemed to confuse him
as a real person – a friend of Fleming's rather than a fictional
character. Thanking her – she was presumably fuddled – Pearson
moved on. A second letter prompted him to actually check Eton
school's records – oddly, briefly there was
a
James Bond, but the Old Etonian Society had never heard of him. That
would have been the end of it, but Fraulein Künzler
passed away, leaving instructions for her lawyer to send Pearson a
photograph; a group shot in the mountains, a pretty blonde flanked by
a young Fleming and a burly, handsome dark-haired youth. James
Bond.
At
this stage, Pearson was intrigued enough to contact Fleming's
surviving friends. Then it all changed – first a man calling
himself Hopkins called Pearson, demanding he drop his enquiries with
the threat of the Official Secrets Act. Thankfully, Urquhart (Glen?)
intervened... Somewhat of a mystery figure, Urquhart is Secret
Service and, with the game up cheerfully admits Bond not only did,
but still does
exist!.
Having dropped this bombshell, Urquhart successfully persuades
Pearson to forget about the whole thing. After a few weeks, the
Secret Service man calls again, with an invite to the Service HQ near
Regents Park he makes Pearson a startling proposition; write the life
story of James Bond!.
So, why the change of heart? - it
seems this isn't the first time an outsider has stumbled upon the
secret – it's bound to come out and so, keen for the truth to told
Pearson was chosen to tell it. (Presumably, a decision helped by his
keeping to his word not to keep digging and, one also presumes after
a hasty security vetting process). The facts were shaky. Recovering
from an attack of some form of hepatitis, Bond was apparently trying
to secure a return to active service. Pearson was brought in partly
to write the biography, but also to keep the increasingly restless
Bond busy.
Bermuda
In the luxurious surroundings of
an exclusive penthouse suite, Pearson first meets Sir.William
Stephenson (See the eighth paragraph of the previous review if you
require a refresher) and then, Commander James Bond...
Still an impressive figure, with
no sign of running to fat, Bond is initially unsure, but starting
with his childhood begins his story. We learn he was born in Germany
and his ancestral home is at Glencoe.
Where
Fleming preferred broad strokes, his protegé
uses a finer brush, adding detail from imaginative guesswork and
inspired reasoning the missing details of a life. Details... The
devil resides therein. If, as I do, you possess an eye for details,
you read this book and your internal radar starts pinging.
Glencoe-ping-Da
Silva-ping-Reynard-ping-Demetrios-ping-the
Lublin,
the wrecked German ship-ping. So many pings, in fact it leaves your
ears ringing. Put plainly – this book was very obviously the source
for characters, plot details and possibly the inspiration for an
entire Bond film. (eg; Glencoe and Da Silva? 007 rejoining the
Service with a rigorous testing regime in the cellars beneath London?
- Skyfall)
Far from accusation – this seems the logical, prozaic thing for the
people behind Bond to do. Fleming was prolific, but who could have
expected the films to endure past their half century?. With the
original material all but exhausted, Pearson's work is a godsend for
anyone seeking inspiration. Just saying.
Back
to the hotel. As Bond warms to Pearson, he takes him – us through
his incredible life through a series of adventurous episodes. His now
notorious school days ending in disgrace, James Bond discovers his
Holy Trinity; cars, cards and women. Recruited – or at least,
loosely so, into the Secret Service by its man in Paris, a shadowy
figure called Maddox, Bond's loyalty is tested when he must dispose
of a German Spy – who happens to be his own lover. This grim
assignment gains the fledgling Spy entreé
to
the exclusive world of the Secret Agent. He is given his chance to
cut his teeth against a criminal syndicate of Roumanians (sic)
at
Monte Carlo. With special tutoring in the murky arts of card sharping
(from an American pro, currently resident of HMP
Wormwood Scrubs!),
Bond ends up working with his Opposite Number – and friend, Mathis
of the Deuxième
Bureau
and triumphs.
His
next work was as a courier or contact man across Europe, bread and
butter stuff mainly, until a job went wrong. At the Adlon Hotel,
Berlin he went to his room, expecting to meet the girl that was his
contact he was met by a trained Nazi killer (Somewhat
disconcertingly, in drag). More by luck than skill, Bond managed to
kill his first man and escape. In need of a break, Bond took one in
Kitzbühel where he met Ian Fleming for the very first time. (Also,
of course, the now late Fraulein
Künzler)
At
this point, Bond introduces his companion in Bermuda. Mrs.Schultz,
neé
Ryder,
the same Honeychile Ryder of Dr.No
fame,
now a wealthy socialite widow.
Back
to the dark days of 1939 and the war. Bond was in limbo – his
German birth counting against his further employment, until,
thankfully Fleming recommended him for Navy Intelligence work. Known
for his madcap schemes, Fleming excelled himself; Bond was dropped
off the German coast by submarine on a sandy island, to dig himself
in and report on enemy shipping movements by radio. An old Army
expression: No Plan Survives First Contact With The Enemy. This is
always true, as Bond was to discover for himself. Picking up his
signal, the Germans sent a seaplane to investigate and, rather than
wait for capture, he tricked his way onto the plane and forced the
pilot to head for Blighty. Inexplicably, Bond was greeted with a cold
shoulder and a transfer to office duties in Penge came as the last
straw. He transferred to active service on ships for the next year or
so, but a chance meeting with Fleming (Bond had just, rather
unwisely, gotten himself engaged) saw him off on various exotic
courses in sabotage and the like at Camp-X.
The Japanese Cypher expert in New
York had to be eliminated, 'dealt with' as Fleming put it, shot from
one skyscraper to another (ping). There were some risky missions
behind the lines and underwater battles with Italian frogmen, a
double agent Bond had been friends with caused him regret – and
then there were the Werewolves... a last-ditch effort to win a lost
war, the Werewolves were to form a Nazi resistance force – a
stay-behind army hidden in the woods, rising to strike at the soft
rear echelon of the Allies. Dropped into the Ardennes, Bond went to
ground and on a recce discovers the Headquarters of the Werewolves,
disguised as a field hospital. Returning to raise the alarm was
Bond's last act of the war.
After leaving the Service, Bond
found peacetime distinctly unsettling – no surprise, perhaps. In
1946 Bond rejoined the Secret Service, there on the sixth floor of
the now-familiar building overlooking Regents Park he met the man who
was to shape his life. Admiral Sir.Miles Messervy was known to most
people by his initial; M. Unsure what to make of Bond, M decides to
make use of him with an assignment to America to help them with their
new C.I.A., being set up from the wartime O.S.S. After enjoying the
dazzle and pace of New York, Bond finds Washington 'formal and
pretentious' and doing the social circuit – parts of it more
strenuously than others – is involved with a ruckus with a French
diplomat and then a scene at a film premieré. A plane crash – an
infatuated woman – of all things a Congressman's wife. With the
woman dead – no fault of Bond's, his name in Washington was
tarnished and he found himself persona non grata. Back in
London, he found no support from M. As soon as he entered it, he was
out of the Service.
Without work or prospects, life
seemed bleak; Fate, however has a way of smiling on James Bond and he
bumps across none other than Maddox. Over lunch at the Ritz he offers
Bond a lifeline, working for him in Paris as a Security consultant.
Working for a syndicate of big French banks, Maddox deals with their
interests around the globe – anti-subversion and sabotage at
various projects. Bond works hard at this for four long years,
travelling across Morocco and down across Africa. From his base, a
tiny rooftop flat in Paris, he foils various plots and schemes as
well as bedding a series of married women. He falls for the one he
cannot have; Maddox' wife rejects Bond's advances, but they become
close friends. (A faithful woman the only type a seducer can ever
truly respect). Jealous of their intimacy, however, Maddox betrays
Bond, who escapes the cunning trap laid for him, this time winding up
in the Seychelles where Fleming (who else?) pops up and, appalled at
his friend's shabby treatment brings him back to London.
Your servant trying - and failing, to appear Bond-like. Perhaps a bow-tie and a cigarette holder?
This time, M's welcome is
geniality itself – primed no doubt by Fleming working behind the
scenes. Over lunch at the famous Blades Club, M outlines the current
threat from Smersh – the Russian organisation whose motto is (all
together:) Smiert Spionam - Death to Spies!. To counter this
menace, a new section – the Double-O's is being put together. Three
months of intensive training, tested under the scrutiny of experts in
human stress and self-defence, in the extensive cellars under the
'Universal Exports' building (ping-Ping-PING!). Finally, Bond
is issued a gun, a salary as a Civil Servant and an office on the
floor below M's. An inheritance leaves Bond able to run a flat in
Wellington Square, off the Kings Road. Hiring his 'Scottish Treasure'
may as Housekeeper, Bond is quite the fashionable Chelsea bachelor.
A job in Jamaica – some fuss
about the Service resident there drinking too much. New job, new
number – before setting off, M gives Bond a vacant number – 007.
Perhaps it was wise for the new 007 not to enquire as to how the
number came to be free... A Communist plot to infiltrate the Jamaican
Labour unions seems to have our man in Kingston obsessed – the
florid Gutteridge was, indeed a hopeless drunk. Sympathetic to the
old campaigner, Bond plunges into the mysterious business of Colonel
Gomez – sent by Moscow to control the unions by terror and, in
particular using the black magic cult of the Goddess Kull. Aided by a
man named Da Silva (I think my 'ping' has broken by now) Bond goes in
and saves the day before – and doesn't he always? - getting the
girl.
Greece next and a gun-running
ship to be sunk before the adventure that first brought Bond to the
public notice, a Russian agent had embezzled Party funds and,
desperate to recoup his losses had decided to try his luck at the
Casino at Royale-les-Eaux. Of course, this was Chiffre and the Casino
Royale affair. Famously, Bond rather lost his head over the girl,
Vesper Lynd – a Russian agent as it turned out. He was left with
the memory of her death as well as an ugly scar on his hand – a
Cyrillic 'S' carved into it. S for Spion (Spy).
Later that year came the events
Fleming detailed in the book Live and Let Die, the
gold-smuggling racket run by Mr.Big, but then there was trouble with
the Smersh killer Oborin – the man had already left his mark on
Bond's hand, now Smersh had ordered 007's liquidation. Using the
defection of a KGB Colonel as bait the trap is laid – in
spectacular surroundings. A partially submerged German battleship,
the Lublin, lying in the icy Finnish waters is the setting for
the duel between the deadliest killers of East and West. Well, you
would have to be far too dense to be welcome here not to guess
which killer won that duel. (Volcano Cat would probably scratch
you...)
Smersh doesn't give up – a bomb
in a hotel room, one sent to his flat and a machine gun attack –
missing Bond, but severely wounding his companion, an MP's wife (He
doesn't learn). Bond was blown as an agent and finished. As so often,
Fleming steps out from the shadows to offer a solution. What if
Smersh had been chasing a shadow?, supposing this man James Bond 007
didn't exist?. Not only would the Soviet ministry of death be made to
look foolish, Bond himself might be safe. No-one would try to kill a
man who never was... Fleming's plan involved some personal return;
the kudos and revenue the Bond thrillers were to bring him exceeded
anyone's expectation, though. Beginning with Casino Royale,
Fleming carefully produced a blend of fact with barely credible
fiction – a clever smokescreen to hide the real James Bond, aided
by some discrete alterations to the Eton record book and similar
sweepings to clear the tracks left by a lifetime.
It worked; Smersh bought the
deception, leaving Bond free to resume operations – it was also
decided to publish more books; they kept the cover going and, after
all else they were good for the image of the Service. Continuing with
Live and Let Die, Fleming
kept the books coming at regular intervals. Moonraker
was decided to be a
work of total fiction. After this, aboard Honey's yacht the
Honeychile,
Bond gives Pearson the background to the events described in Diamonds
are Forever. Tiffany
Case helped Bond to smash the American gangsters with their
stranglehold on the diamond smuggling racket. Afterwards, Bond fell
for the girl and brought her to live with him at the Chelsea flat.
All was well, until she trod on the toes of the Housekeeper, May.
Domestic bliss turns sour and it was a relief for Bond to shadow a
Cabinet Minister on holiday on the French Riviera. During his
absence, Tiffany meets and falls for an official at the US Embassy.
After a blazing row, Tiffany leaves for her American.
As
Bond finishes his sad tale, it seems Honeychile is set to claim her
man. Pearson realises Bond's weak spot is, indeed women. Expecting a
call from M – presumably about his future, Bond is sanguine when no
call comes. He feels his career is done with and relates the
frustration that waiting for M to find him a job always induced in
him. There is more though; more adventures to relate. From
Russia with Love is
very accurate – too accurate for M's liking. Tatiana Romanova is a
Smersh 'honeypot' who dangles the Spektor cypher machine under Bond's
nose. The Russians sent Granitsky, aka
Grant to terminate
Bond and the girl. Death and the added disgrace of a British spy
seducing an 'innocent' girl – quite a coup. Smersh, of course had
cottoned on to Fleming's literary smokescreen, but it was Rosa Klebb
who all but finished Bond. Her spiked shoe – familiar to
generations of film-lovers was tipped with blow-fish poison. Unlike
the scene in the film, her shoe caught Bond and he was close to death
for a time. Stamina and the year's weak batch of fugu
poison saved 007's
life.
The forgotten hero of the James
Bond story is perhaps Sir.James Molony. Retained by the Secret
Service, the World-renowned neurologist was called in over the
delicate matter of Bond's nerve. Basically, Bond is a complex machine
used to the constant tension of operating under strain and the upshot
is he is unable to relax during periods of inactivity. Sir.James has
a therapy that he himself designed for stressed executives and the
like. Bond throws himself into this therapy and makes progress. It
was around this time the gadget-geeks will appreciate the issue of
the Walther PPK that replaced Bond's trusty old Beretta. (And if you
are truly obsessed you might perhaps know the Beretta had a
higher-powered cartridge and better reliability. I refer you to 1974
when an attempt to kidnap Princess Anne saw her bodyguard draw his
PPK only to hear loud, embarrassing clicks when he tried to fire it.)
America's Space Program/me was
being imperilled by unknown forces. Bond tracked the source to Crab
Key and it's evil Lord, Dr.No. After this, Hungary, where 009 had
broken contact. Embedded as liaison man for the pro-Western
resistance groups in Budapest, the situation was fraught as the
people rose against their Soviet masters. Going in through Vienna,
Bond's briefing gives him clues to 009's possible whereabouts and,
guised in workman's clothes he infiltrates the city. 009 is beyond
help – his throat slashed... and Bond is caught by a couple in
medical garb, taken by ambulance to a zoo!. There he is met by
Heinkel, a vaguely defined figure associated with the Resistance. 009
had been in possession of a list of names, which Heinkel plans to
sell to either East or West. Bond has no clue about such a list and,
after the customary escape attempt he is stripped naked and left to
think it over in a Gorilla cage. As well as a massive and unsocial
ape, there's a girl in the straw and in a moment of Stupidity Bond
decides to karate-chop the gorilla. Swatting 007 away, the gorilla
attacks the bars – frightened by this odd pink ape it tries to
escape and, quick on the ball, Bond starts a ruckus. Sure enough, the
gorilla manages to rip a bar loose and all three escape.
Nashda
– the girl, is a witness: Heinkel murdered 009 to keep him quiet –
he knew too much, but not that she had the list memorised. Bond gets
the girl aboard the Arlberg Express and the World's Unluckiest Train
Passenger lives up to expectations. There's a scuffle before Heinkel
goes out of the door, followed by Bond and the girl. Heinkel hits a
bridge. They do not. By now, Bond's frustration with M is boiling
over – so often his defender, Bond wearily admits that after the
Hungary affair, M was starting to lose his touch – even comparing
him to Hoover in the FBI... but we need to go back, back to the
Goldfinger affair.
Arno Goldfinger's attempt on on Fort Knox was foiled, but M blocked
both the Knighthood and the Medal of Honor for Bond. Was M actually
becoming jealous of
his star?.
Solace
comes in many forms, but Bond sought his in a Bentley Continental.
Bought as a wreck, lovingly restored with a Mulliners body, power
steering, two bucket seats and 'Elephants breath grey' paintwork.
Glossing over the assignments covered in For
Your Eyes Only, we
move to 1959's Thunderball
incident. Concern for
Bond's health prompts M – himself in the grip of some health fad,
to send 007 to the Shrublands clinic. James Bond could find trouble
in a phonebox – and Shrublands is no exception. Count Lippe – a
nasty piece of work, clashes with Bond and Blofeld's sinister SPECTRE
hi-jacks a N.A.T.O. Bomber to extort £100,000,000 with the ultimate
threat – Atomic disaster as a lever. 007's battle with SPECTRE
agent Emilio Largo – underwaer, is a legend in itself. Aside from
the odd mission, things were quiet now for the OO section – and
Fleming's heart attack seemed to spell the end of the stories. Shall
we gloss over The Spy
Who Loved Me?. Lets.
Over dinner with Miss Moneypenny,
M's famously long-suffering Secretary Bond learns of her concern for
M. Irascible, even violent, the Old Man simply wasn't himself.
Discretely, Bond gets to the truth behind it – M is being
blackmailed by a sleazy Italian photographer. With Bill Tanner, M's
Chief of Staff, Bond burgles the blackmailers flat. What had been
though compromising photographs were innocent shots of poor old M
indulging in a spot of nude sunbathing – his quest for health
nearly costing him dear. (One wonders if the photos have ever
surfaced, perish the thought!)
Back in the present and
Honeychile has indeed got her man, she throws a party aboard her
luxury yacht to celebrate Bonds retirement and their upcoming
marriage. There were still more adventures, of course – Blofeld's
insane plan to destroy Britain's agriculture with biological weapons,
which had the unexpected result of of Bond's first – so far, only
marriage to date. Poor Tracy! - shot through the heart by Blofeld's
companion, the hideous Irma Bunt.
A
crooked Head of Station in Rome – a mistake by Bond and a scandal
that nearly cost M his position... 1962 was a bad year for Bond, at
least until the Japan assignment. (For details, read Fleming's book
You Only Live Twice.)
After all the nights Bond spent dreaming of Blofeld's death, when it
came it was an anti-climax. Suffering memory loss, Bond lived with
Kissy Suzuki on her island for a time, fathering a son with her. (He
showed a photograph of the boy to Pearson, who describes the boy as
an 'eight year old Oriental version of Bond.') Bond moved on to
Russia, searching for answers. For their part, the Russians wasted no
time. Recognising 007, they set about brainwashing him and used drugs
to break him down to turn Killer against Master. M had been lucky –
surviving Bond's assassination attempt by a hair's breadth. (Bond's
cyanide pistol was defeated by an armoured glass screen installed by
the Ministry of Works). Naturally enough, Bond skates over
this period, barely mentioning the Scaramanga and Octopussy
jobs – though the
former was almost certainly M's way of getting even – a chance for
007 to die nobly in the course of duty as it were.
Bond
seems nonplussed about the films – seeing Connery's portrayal of
him was odd enough, but Fleming actually brought Bond to a special
showing of Dr.No –
quite surreal. With
his marriage the next day, it seems 007 has retired at last.
Abruptly, Bill Tanner appears at Sir.William Stephenson's penthouse,
Sir.James Molony in tow. They are accompanied by a Professor of
Genetics from Adelaide. Ominously arriving by a specially diverted
R.A.F. Vulcan bomber, they are here to call Bond back to the colours.
None other than Irma Bunt – somehow surviving the fiery destruction
of Blofeld's castle is out in the remote Australian outback. At the
wonderfully named Crumper's Dick (I'm not joking) she has set up some
sort of lab where she's producing some sort of giant rat. These
Franken-Rats are vicious and capable of stripping a horse to the
bone. Bunt is after a Billion dollars to stop the spread of these
monsters.
Bond, however is not interested.
He's left the Service and is tying the knot. The next morning,
Pearson drives out to the airport to see the Vulcan take Tanner and
his companions to Australia. At the last second, Honey rolls up in
her Corniche and, seeing Pearson Bond promises to finish the story on
his return. He assured Honey he will come back to her and kissing her
goodbye, he dashes aboard the Vulcan which roars off into the
gathering dawn.
So
there it is. Two books by the same author about another author and
his fictional secret agent who is actually a real person. The
Life of forms an
indispensable background to the man behind the myth, just as The
Authorised Biography fills
in some missing gaps in the whole incredible story of James Bond. Is
he real? - is he hell, but John Pearson's second book makes a fun
case for the defence. A bit silly in places (Giant rats?), the book
is a creditable stab at taking up where Fleming left off. I have
enjoyed covering both immensely.
Note-The photographs used in this article do not appear in The Life of Ian Fleming - apart from the photo of Ian Fleming in Naval Uniform and the one showing him wearing a hat - a cropped version of which appears on the cover of the paperback edition. The others are here for illustrative purposes only.
The
Life of Ian Fleming,
by John Pearson (Coronet edition ISBN 0-340-50598-2)
James
Bond The Authorised Biography, by
John Pearson (Century HP ISBN 9781846051142 / TPB ISBN 978184603313)
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